I wanna be the very best, like no one ever was...

How to stop your sexual attraction to someone?

The loose vagina thing is a particularly stupid form of slut shaming. If a woman has sex every other day for 6 years with her boyfriend with whom she is monogamous, nobody says, "damn she must have a loose pussy." But somehow if you have sex equally often but with multiple partners, your vagina magically becomes a hallway.

You haven't done college right until you get arrested on fry street

I wish there was a polite way to tell your friends to grow up.

What places are hiring in the Lewisville/Flower Mound area? I can actually pass a drug test :). Would be willing to drive further if it's worth it.

My upstairs neighbor makes loud gagging noises every day. I'm not sure what's causing it and I'm not sure I want to know.

Please don't send your instructor a long whiny e-mail about how badly you need a better grade. Even if they're nice enough to write a gentle and nuanced response about why they won't change it, they really just want to tell you that as soon as you go kill yourself they'll honor your memory with a posthumous A+. Not to mention that wasting brain power trying to pity you really cuts into research time, which is a shame. It'll take an awful lot of research before we can invent a time machine so that I can go back early enough to murder your parents before they conceive.