According to astronomy when you "wish upon a star", you're actually a few million years late. The star is dead, just like your dreams.

I always laugh at women who are really specific and picky on Craigslist. Women, you are not going to find guys who look like Taylor Lautner, Justin Beiber or any of those hot hollywood guys. You are going to find guys who are average as can be. Stop being so damn picky. "Oh, I want a man who is extremely gorgeous, muscular, is well endowed, etc". You are not going to find that, so stop being so picky... it's Craigslist, not hollwywood hook-up!

I just discovered the guy that I'm dating pees sitting down. This is SUPER weird to me and I don't get it. Is that normal?!

That girl from Little Elm, I am a little worried that you aren't active here for past two days. Hope that you are doing good and the bad weather hasn't affected you. (Ur Secret Admirer)

If there is a god, which i don't rule, he/she/it isn't worthy of being worshipped in my book.

Why is Calliou bald?! I had a full set of hair when I was his age! His parents be trippin mane.

Can anyone else sense the gay sexual tension at the theatre building? I mean I may have fooled around with a lot if the gays in campus, but I assume all the gays fool around with the gays....

the hottest guy ive ever seen works at pac sun at grapevine mills. holla at me boiiiii. diggitydamn.