I'm in need of a fourth roommate for the 2013-14 school year! (guy or girl)! At the Gateway apartments, 4x4, 514/ a month + electric bill! Like this and I'll message you! :)

To the Jersy Shore look-a-like at WalMart that rubbed his chest and licked his lips while gazing at me: No. Stop that and never do it again to me or anyone else. Seriously, NO!!!

When you attempt to insult me for the way I look, all I am hearing from you is "I am threatened by your existence."

And you should be, because I'm fabulous as hell.

Older girlfriends are the best

I have a thing for bigger areolas. Is that weird?

That short black guy Derrick on fry street , your fuckingggggt awesome dude!!!!

My room mates and I need a forth guy (or girl) to room with us. Courtyard apartments. 4 bed, 4 bath. 529 a month. Like this and ill message you about it.

I hate when people are like "my life is pointless, I have nothing to live for, Blahblahblah." I know you're going through something tough. I understand you were beyond mistreated as a kid. I get that your parents hate you and that your significant other is a cheating whore/asshole. I know how hard it is to lack employment. But why can you not live for yourself? Suicide and self pity are the most pathetic excuses known to man. The truth is that you're too weak-hearted or apathetic to change your mindset to focus on yourself. Do things for YOU. Live for YOU. Look out for YOU. I promise once you do this, you'll look back and regret how pathetic you were when you threw yourself some pity-parties on the UNT confessions page. People respect other people who are strong and don't care what the world thinks. Be one of those people. Do it for you.