#71 Oh my god all these freshmen women are so hot

#70 My girlfriend is out of town for two weeks and i dont think i can wait that long to have sex. Can we skip ahead please?

#69 Did anyone go to the My Bloody Valentine Show in Grand Prarie? I'm the one who wrote "feed me with your piss" on the urinal.

#68 My penis is incredibly small. To understand how small, one must first see the penis of Mr. Chow in The Hangover 1 and 2. The pubes are longer. I'm still a virgin and I'm worried that I will never satisfy the thirst of a woman or gay/bi man.

#67 I'm a diagnosed schizophrenic and social interaction is the absolute most terrifying thing for me. I never know what to say and I'm afraid to open my mouth because my words come out all weird and mixed up and usually freak people out. The real problem is, it turns out my major requires a lot of public speaking. I have to go in front of the class and show everyone first hand how crazy I am. It's too late to change my major and I'm not going to give up on getting my degree, but I am totally dreading the upcoming semester because it will apparently involve lots of public speaking and groupwork. Fuck.

#66 I'm tired of always having to explain how my sexual identity works so I resort to just labeling myself as bi, but in reality I am mostly attracted to men's organs but women's bodies and that's just the tip of the iceberg. Maybe a really, really convincing trap is what the doctor ordered.

#65 OP here from last year, I will continue to make visits to each dorm with my N64 for whoever wants to kick back and play some smash bros.

#64 I hate the "man" my mom slept with to create me. Notice, he's not worthy of the title Father, and sure as hell not dad.