#88 I got drunk last night and threw up on a bunch of fratters that just walked in the door. It made the party better. Sorry for party rocking.

#87 I got drunk last weekend and had sex with a guy for the first time and I actually enjoyed it. (I'm a male)

#86 I fix laptops phones and most electronics, and from the stuff I've seen, girls at unt have more porn on their devices than guys. Also leave comments belows if you require my services.

#85 met a girl at lou's yesterday (Saturday 8/23) and totally fell for ... we just met i hope she reads this and understand who i am.

#85 The fact that no one is revamping "Breaking Bad" with an all sheep cast and calling it "Breaking Baaaad" astounds me.

#84 When I got back in Denton a few days ago, I was greeted by a cluster of hipsters in front of Big Mike's with a guitar and bongo-looking drum artistically expressing their feelings and (at Fuzzy's) a guy that was higher than Kilimanjaro who ssslllooowwwlllyyy (but very politely!) asked me my opinion of our government and calmly proceeded to enlighten me on all the secret conspiracies.
Ahh, it's good to be back! ;)

#81 My ex bf is has had a really hard time letting me go. Now a gay guy he knows has a HUGE crush on him and keeps trying to talk to him. I kinda hope it works out and he turns gay! (Maybe he will leave me alone & stop trying to make me feel guilty)

#80 I'm paying my college tuition by selling weed. I don't even smoke anymore.