#265 I feel like slapping every girl who says "Like OMG" or "Yeah Yeah" PICK UP A THESAURUS!

#264 I just turned 23 and nearly ever girl my age is talking about marriage (I hear them in the bathroom, before class at the mall etc). All I want is to finish school and leave UNT. Why is everyone in such a rush?!

#263 Why students consider Fry Street the mecca of having a good time? Y'all need to get out of Denton more. Seriously you look ridiculous being drunk at a small town pub. Try Dallas or New York City sometime.

#262 I seriously hope UNT brings back the sorority/fraternity alcohol ban it lifted this past week. Sororities and Fraternities always do crazy stupid things when alcohol is involved. I just hope there are no deaths. My cousin died at a fraternity party a few years ago. I wouldn't wish what happened to my cousin on anyone.

#261 I'm an upper class-man at UNT and I still get lost on campus.

#260 I don't want to go to school anymore. I just want to travel the world. In my spare time I find myself making plans to leave UNT and never turn back. I would do it too if I didn't have a family to support.

#259 Some advisors at UNT can be really helpful while others can be really rude. I'm tired of being screwed over and misadvised. My tuition is paying their bills so don't I have a say in the matter? I wish the rude ones would be relived of their jobs.

#258 My roommate kissed me and for a whole month I was debating whether to ask him out even though he's straight and religious. Although I'm talking to other guys right now, I'm still sorta hoping we hook up again but this time for real. I have a feeling when he plays around with me he wants to just wrestle me down and kiss me but his religion prevents him from doing so. I can respect that but I think we'd make epic lovers in the long run. He would be my Barney-beau and I would be his Marshmallow *How I Met Your Mother*