#304 I have a huge crush on one of the RAs in my dorm. Heath is just so sexy and smart and nice. I <3 him.

#303 I live in Mozart Square and I am the one that always clogs the community bathroom. It's not my fault, blame Kerr.

#302 I feel like nothing.
I met this guy and we talked for a week, nonstop. He was the first person that I talked to in the morning and the last person that I talked to at night. Everything was great, conversation flowed easily, I was so open with him as he was with me. He asked me out on a date and I agreed. I was nervous because I was so sexually attracted to him, I didn't want to do anything with him on the first date so I asked my friend to come along with us. Needless to say I didn't keep that promise to myself and we ended up having sex, not only sex but unprotected sex. I've never done that before and I was terrified of the consequences. The morning after I went to the pharmacy and got the plan B pill, just to be safe. I didn't hear from him in two days and then once I did he told me that he no longer held interest in me, but still wanted to be friends. I just laid on my bathroom floor and cried because I've never felt so stupid, slutty, or used before in my life. I'm trying to hard to just get through the day but I feel like shit...I feel worst than that, I feel like nothing but something people see as something to do and then be done with. why cant anyone just like me for me? Whats wrong with me....

#301 The learning center told me that I learn best when doing some kind of repetitive motion, so I give my boyfriend handjobs while I study. My grades have never been better.

#300 To the girl in the tight black pants and blue shirt I always see at the gym with her friend

I'd say hi and would like to get to know you better but:

1) Your friend is always with you and I don't want to make her feel bad cause I'm chasin after you
2) I'm pretty sure if I were to approach you, you probably think the ONLY reason why I'm talkin to you is cause you got a really really nice ass/butt/gluteus maximus/apple bottom, or whatever you want to call it. Rather than me appreciating you having the self discipline to go to the gym everyday and staying proactive towards yourself! Unlike some girls who just constantly wonder or wish they would look like you or other girls they see on magazines or movies blah blah blah...

Hopefully I'll see you somewhere else around town so I don't make your friend feel bad, cause I really would if I did introduced myself :/

-The guy with an Ace up his sleeve

#299 i dropped my credit card after getting lunch today. thanks to whoever found it, walked across campus, and turned it into wellsfargo. really appreciate it, i would have been ok with it if bought yourself lunch with my card before turning it in hah

#298 What the hell is CPE and why is it tagged everywhere?

#297 If I walk past a super attractive guy on campus, and we make eye contact, and he looks the least bit interested in me whatsoever... I make note of the time to make sure I can try and see him again. Of course, I always have to hope that if I do see him again, he tries to talk to me first, because I'm super shy and definitely not confident enough to talk to him first.