#400 I know a really shady dude who I didn't know was shady until recently. He was always a jerk but I didn't know how screwed up he was on the inside (there's nothing physically or developmentally wrong, he's just no good). Now I'm beating myself up for ever giving him a second chance, let alone a third or fourth. I'm beating myself up for falling for him also. I tried not to, but what good does that ever do? Maybe I'm just as screwed up

#399 I (male) am curious about giving a rimjob to girls. Its an urge that I am curious to try but I know for a fact that no one will know or will do the proper steps to make it a sanitary experience. Also its so taboo that I will obviously stay anonymous about this

#398 When I see a Pontiac Aztek around campus, all I can think about is cooking meth. Is that weird?

#397 daily routine: wake up. shower jerk. get dressed. go to class. between class about 2 hours before next class go home brunch time jerk. wash hands. eat lunch. go to class. go home chill for a minute. start thinking bout hat one chick with he big ass titties in my math class. mid afternoon jerk. do some home work. jerk break. finish home work. go lay down give the little guy anouther once over just for a job well done... man my dick is ganna start to peel if i dont get a fuck buddy soon.

#396 When I know someone is pooping in the stall next to me, I intentionally move around and make a lot of noise so they think I can't hear it.

#395 My boyfriend is an illegal immigrant from Mexico(well he just got his work permit, though). I said yeah, the US has problems, but America is still in the top of best places to live in the world. He pretty much kept saying America sucks and I really wanted to be a bitch and just tell him to go back to Mexico then... :/

#394 I made a status about being a secret millionaire back in the spring, after talking to some friends and finally being open I'm experiencing UNT in a much better way. I'm very thankful for this page so I want to make a deal. I'll be on fry st September 14th, I'm a white guy that will be by myself. Find me and I'll buy drinks for you and your friends for the rest of the night.

#393 Less than a week after i broke up with my girlfriend of 3 years, i fucked some other girl. Am i an asshole?