#422 I love mean green. I will Always love attending the games and supporting my school. However deep down in my heart...ROLL MOTHA FUCKIN TIDE

#425 My roommate is gross. He masturbates into the toilet and doesn't even flush.

#424 So I'm dating this guy but both of us are interested in finding a girl to bring into the relationship, not just sexually but going on dates and being there for each other and all. I'm not the most "experimental"-looking girl but I really didn't think it'd be this hard to find someone interested in having the attention of two fun, caring individuals. Help D:

#421 I broke up with my girlfriend because she was a pathological liar. She kept telling me that "women poo" and that "women also fart." What sort of ungodly lie is this? Like, really, woman, you think I'm that stupid to fall for that? And to think, one day, as an excuse to stop texting me, she said she had to poo. Like, wth. Seriously. WOMEN DO NOT POO

#420 I want to get my penis enlarged but I don't know which way would be best. Pills, surgery, or stretching? I want this because my last girlfriend actually left me because of it and got with a guy that's 8 inches, and her along with the last 3 bitches I one-night-standed made fun of me and said they couldn't feel anything. I'm 5 inches btw.

#419 9/6/13. I am a 19 year old guy. I just got back from living in Italy, Germany, for the past 10 year of my life. Okay, I was walking from Sage to the Language building, it was around 10:58am when this girl rode past me on her bike. She was going pretty fast, but not fast enough for me to take in, that she was wearing cut off "hipster" shorts(light brown or like a peach color), she was leaning forward with he ass sticking up for the world to see. Lady, your ass is far beyond the best ass, I have ever seen. I hope you read this just so you know. I also wanted to stop you,to get your name, and number, but you were just going to fast...the world is just so cruel though.

#418 What is the deal with the people running/working at the campus post office? Why can they not get their shit together? Did they not realize that there would be thousands of students returning to school? They didn't think to themselves that there could be a large increase in mail and/or packages arriving that people needed? Maybe hire some more staff and stay a little later.

#417 I've met some UNT Greek life members that are cool, but the majority of them are judgmental, lonely, douchebags who are simply utilizing the rent-a-friend system this school provides them with.
-Your neighborhood GDI (the term Greek life has coined for "normal people"