#6072 My roommate is my best friend. I've lived with her for 3 years and I can't stand her anymore. She's the most selfish inconsiderate person I know. She knows I like a clean apartment yet leaves her crap everywhere, and has yet to throw away her rotten flat jackolaterns her and her boyfriend carved. She has also picked up weed (again) which I can't stand the smell of and she knows that. Too bad I can't approach her on this stuff because she'll turn it around and make it my fault/problem somehow. Just gotta deal until July 31st.

#6088 Dear cute girl who I lent my pencil to for the Great Religions final on Thursday: even though I left before you, you found me afterwards and returned it to me. I just wanted you to know that you are super cute, and even though I didn't catch your name, I'd love to meet up with you again!

#6071 I haven't been single for the holidays in a long time. But I have a feeling I'll have a better Christmas by myself than the last couple of years with terrible significant others.

#6087 Janae G is beautiful! I would love to go on a date with her.

#6086 I hate it when fat girls say real men go for curves and only dogs go for bones. I am offended by that statement as I identify as dogkin and you have triggered my PTSD. Check your privelage.

#6085 I never told anyone this byt I like big veiny black cocka!

#6084 How come when someone comments on a post about how men are garbage, have no right to judge women, or some crazy other "feminist" remark that girl is never attractive. To this date I have yet to see an attractive woman that goes around man hating on the internet. It is always some girl who is 75 lbs overweight and has not had a boyfriend since her last one came out of the closet. When guys talk about how hot a girl is, feel secure and safe that we are not talking about you or your cottage cheese looking ass.

#6083 After I finished my final today, I was the first to finish so the class was still packed, I headed towards the door and before leaving let out a huge fart I'd been holding in all morning. I looked toward the class and said I fart in your general direction!