#503 Making custom memes to match every UNT confession doesn't make you cool, it makes us wonder if you even go to college...like how do you have that much free time?

#502 I'm trading in my GPA this semester for GTA V.

#501 I just got to UNT as a TAMS student. The other day, this sophomore girl I've kind of been crushing on asked me if I wanted to party with her friend at her place this coming weekend. I then said "You mean with a party cake, some party presents, and party hats too?!" she then laughed and walked away. What the heck? No party is fun without party hats!

#500 So the guy I like is really Christian but we've already grinded/touched each other in bed. Now he's reading the bible and telling me to pray for him. I never said I was Christian in the first place but we won't work out because I converted to Buddhism way before we met. I don't mean to break his heart but I don't waste time in a relationship that's obviously not long term.

#499 To the girl in the rec today (9/10) wearing the short grey tights and a black shirt I believe. You are beautiful and I'd love to talk to you.

#498 People who claim to be handicapped and use wheelchairs or electric scooter, just because they're obese piss me the fuck off. I have two shattered vertebrae and you don't see me claiming disability or using wheelchairs. Plus you're fat you could use the exercise.

#497 Jerry, you have such a dazzling smile and always look so happy. It's quite adorable. I want to just boob-hug your face.

#496 So I was walking to my class awhile back when this guy in a panda pajama suit thing approaches me and very excitedly exclaims, "I'm a panda!" I have no idea what his name is but he was such a cutie. Panda, if you see this, walk around campus so I can see you and hug you and maybe get your number :)