#506 Why does my nipple have to itch during class? Now I have to find a way to relieve it without trying to awkwardly relieve it by brushing my chest against the table .

#505 Ever since I started reading UNT Confessions, I can no longer look at couples the same way ever again. Every time I see a couple I can't help but think "they aren't virgins, they have wild, kinky sex every night." Or, if she's hot, I start thinking about how their sex life is. I have heard of some couples who do practice abstinence, but my mind refuses to believe so. Reading UNT Confessions has corrupted my already corrupted mind...

Speaking of which, when I see really petite girls with really muscular boyfriends, I can't help but think, "Man, that's gotta hurt, especially the first time..."

#504 My roommate and two of our other friends walked in on me late in my bedroom wrestling with another friend of mine. Note that we were legitimately wrestling and not (metaphorically having sex) but the light were out in my room so it was dark when they came in. It was purely bad timing but they're convinced we were having sex and won't believe otherwise. P.S. my friend and I are both dudes and our clothes were still on. Also it was on my bed, which really doesn't make it look more innocent. So yeah.... =/

#503 So i live at the Ridge and they pretty much suck donkey dick, BUT an upside is the beautiful black athletic men that live here LAWWWWWWD they fine as fuck! I love it when i see them at the bus stop in basketball shorts, I stare so hard at their big fat plump asses and i look at mandingo dick prints. Haha if only I knew if some of them were into dl guys like myself I would be a fucking slut for any of them lol

#502 To the person who threw the shirt complement note at me in the BLB today, thank you! MCR does rock :)

#501 I have never messed around with another guy before but I find myself thinking about and wanting to have sex with them more and more. Call me curious but I want to try everything at least once in my life.

#500 My friend recently posted a confession about some guy at Crumley. I saw his name is Chris...and I think I like boys now...and I'm a dude. He's a pretty guy for sure.

#499 I'm seriously horrified by what I've seen here at UNT so far. Nothing but a bunch of beta-fags and omega-fags with like a handful of cool people sprinkled here and there. I've seen tons of hippies on the imfamous Fry street, nerd losers playing that yu-gay-ho games in bruce hall, bronys in the business building, people who actually support the smoking ban because they're much of a pussy to smoke, gays holding hands in public and fucking hipsters everywhere. It's like greek life has zero influence in this shit hole. Men should not be playing these stupid satan card games or be afraid to smoke, men need to be out there enjoying there short lifes by working out, having a few beers and making love to women because we're men. I mean I know not all of us can be alpha-males, hell even I don't consider myself one, but at least hold on to your fucking manliness or have the decency to revoke your fucking man card and get a sex change. It's high time some of you fuckers started acting your age too, no more of this video games, card games, fear of smoking and baby girly cartoons for the love of all fuck go out there and put your tiny dicks in someone or watch breaking bad or football or something! I've already dropped all my classes. I can't wait to transfer to a school where people are actually afraid of making fools of themselves and act normal.