#522 I farted loud as fuck during an awkward silence in class. Others gave me chuckles and dirty looks, but I sat there proud of my fart giving zero fucks about what the other losers thought. They only wish they could fart as good as I can.

#521 The tall white guy in Kerr, crazy brown hair, a septum ring, and glasses. Me and my room mate want to fuck you. You have a north face backback and nike shoes, you're hot as fuck. Does it make me a slut that 'm okay with fucking him with my room mate just so I can get a piece of him?

#520 When I get bored at work I look through confidential student records.

#519 Frat guys have never really been my type. But after the (Frat) guys came in to where I worked tonight I have changed my mind. They are actually sweet and polite and some are gorgeous! Too bad I'm too shy to have said anything. So if any (Frat name) guys are reading this, please comment! :)
Sincerely,
The girl at TD!
the girl at TD

#518 Justin W. you are yummmyyyy and I WANNAA taste you in my tummy.. If you know what I mean. xo

#517 I would want to do a massive campus wide hide n go seek or even a campus wide water balloon fight to say my farewells to this summer heat.

#516 It would be nice if everyone had little thought bubbles next to their head that say either “I just want to have sex” or “I’d be ok with a long term relationship eventually” so it wouldn’t be such a pain to figure out who wants what. There are probably lots of girls out there who give the impression that they don’t want anything serious, when in reality they do and I would never approach them just because I don’t want to deal with people who only want sex. Finding people to have sex with is easy; it’s much harder to find a girl that you want to build a family with.

#515 I am from TWU and I like to visit UNT for the cute guys. I mean I have a thing for homeless looking guys so it is like heaven for me.