#6076 My ex gave me genital worts and chlamydia when we first started dating... at that point it was too late, but now she's dating someone else. I tried to tell the guy, but he didn't want to hear it. Have fun broseph!

#6077 Last night, the girl I've like for a very long time hugged me and kissed me. This would be nice, except she's going out with someone. Now I'm conflicted. I don't want to be a douchebag and help her cheat on something, but I do want to go out with her eventually. Should I ask her to break up with her boyfriend? But that's pretty douchy too. But what the fuck she kissed me. I get hugs, but what the fuck. Y u do dis to me?! woighwohgownobnw

#6078 So I graduated today and after graduation I had sex with my female professor, greatest day of my life she can suck some dick

#6073 Ladies lets show the admins how much we appreciate the constant posts!! Message them your thanks ;) I already did. Topless.

#6080 Trent, I want you to deposit your warm, sticky, holy, load up my ass. And when you're porking me, I want you to lean down and rub your looks-like-a-horse's-pubes soulpatch against my nipples.

#6079 I think if guys can take their morning runs shirtless and bare chested without any fuss, then us women should have the right to do the same without getting arrested or being called sluts. I think most guys would enjoy it too. Do you agree we should be able to? If so then congratulations, you are a feminist!

#6074 I love to sit around smoking weed in public since I'm good at hiding it from the cops. I sit around and laugh at all the conformists wearing all their clothes they bought from large corporations who are out for their money and freedom while I'm just here wearing my sweater I made. Have fun being corporate sensationalist media slaves. Whenever they finally unleash their secret brain control zombiefying weapon, I'll be the free one fighting all your autopilot bodies while high!

#6099 Y'ALL BITCHES WANNA BE WEARING JORDANS & SNAPBACKS WITH LEGGINGS & SHIT I MEAN HOW AM I GONNA INTRODUCE U TO MY MOM WHEN U DRESSED LIKE LIL WAYNE?