to the guy in the blue plaid shirt and jeans. why the fuck did you leave your room thinking you looked cute with thoes fugly suspenders on. please for the love of everyones eye sight. take them off. you look like a 9 year old loser. thank you

Only real men use urinals. Only real men flush urinals. Only real men wash their hands. That's what real men do!

I beat up my roommate, and he had the nerve to call the police on me. What a pussy.

Shoutout to the homeboy with two broken fingers who ate it on his board on Mulberry today

i won't say that the majority of people that show up to class late are 'black', but they definitely have a darker skin complexion than most people. and the same people that come in late, leave early.

The TA for PSCI 1050 named Jared is fine as fuck! He looks gorgeous in red

Ohhhhh Lisa you're so fine like a very fine wine! Girl I need you in my life. Will you be my wife?

I'm not scared to talk to other women for one night stands, so why am I so scared to approach this one? Jesus. I hate this. You were playing pool and I'm laughing with my friends next to you, but the thought of going up to you and asking you to confirm my stupid crush I have on you just paralyzes me.