Saturday, 28 September 2013 12:09 AM
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#885 I had sex with the librarian at willis... while she was working ;)
Friday, 27 September 2013 11:58 PM
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#884 I answered the door to two Mormons the other day, naked, bong in hand, and said "Oh thank god it's nobody important" and proceeded to slam the door in their faces. I'm a very hairy man.
Friday, 27 September 2013 11:26 PM
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#883 Who was that really nice guy handing out stickers on happy day?
Friday, 27 September 2013 10:57 PM
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#882 To the guy in my ENGL 2210 (world lit 1) class with the Mohawk that sits in my row. You are sexy as hell. You seem like you would be incredibly sweet. And I wonder what that body looks like under those clothes.
Friday, 27 September 2013 09:54 PM
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#881 I have sex alot and I only have sex with white guys. I'm a black girl.
Friday, 27 September 2013 07:59 PM
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#880 Hey Matt, I almost fucked your girlfriend last semester
Friday, 27 September 2013 04:56 PM
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#879 Waiting for the right moment to approach a woman in the rec is quite possibly the most frustrating thing ever. Violate gym rule "don't bother someone when they are in the zone" or just go approach in between sets?
Friday, 27 September 2013 04:41 PM
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#878 So.. any ladies up for some Gta V and a cuddle night?