#910 People keep telling me it is very easy to get laid at house parties. I've been to a few and still haven't gotten laid. Yes... I am a guy.

#909 I like women who have big nipples. It is sexier and itis a turn on.

#908 How do you know when you masturbate too much? Your penis is swollen, hurts and has friction burn marks on it. Yes, I am a 24 years old virgin. And yes... it does heal after a while.

#907 Everybody says that greek life is either that people pay for friends and then there's the people who say people in greek life are okay. These responses are on totally different sides of the spectrum. My confession is that I lost two really close friends of mine. Two things on my mind. If you are in a fraternity or sorority and also trying to recruit, do NOT just friend people just to advertise your damn organization. And one last thing, organizations are not meant to define you but you need to define the organizations.

#906 Most people have nightmares about Chuck Norris. Not Frieza. Frieza has nightmares about Goku.

#905 I'm feeling this one girl way too much. I already told her how I felt, not entirely. She put me in the friendzone so now I know where I stand. I got my eyes on her, she's everything that I see, I want her hot love and emotion endlessly. I don't mind being her friend but i just hope ome day she can see me a little bit more than that. Maybe she's not worth the trouble, maybe I'm not that guy that wants or needs. I hate feeling for others but i do care for and about her. I want to open up to her more but i need her to do the same. I want her to be comfortable around me and find me to be reliable. In my eyes i can reach out and grab the star i think you are but really im stuck on earth while you're so far.

#903 I have seen about 9 out of 10 cyclists break a traffic law.
I almost hit a few of them due to the fact that they TRY to pass me up while driving around Denton. It really pisses me off. I actually kinda wished I did. To show that person as well as other riders that there are laws to follow!!! Sheesh!!!

#902 There's tons of beautiful women in my class. When class ends, I usually go back to my dorm room, close the blinds, make sure the room in completely dark and I jerk off while having fantasies about them. Is that strange? I cannot be the only guy that does this.