#926 i only have one actual friend, but he is a complete ass hole. but without him I have no friends.

#925 It bugs me when people say that Tupac gfaked his death and is alive and will return soon. Really? You do realize that if Tupac did fake his death and came back, he would probably get life in prison. Faking your death is illegal.

#924 Last week, I did toad in the bathroom of the union. I got so high and started tripping. Boys and girls... don't do toad!

#923 Dear ******* in HIST 2610.008,
You know who you are, shut the fuck up about stupid ass bullshit during class.
To the fat black haired annoying fuck: No one cares about you, you loud stupid fat fucking bitch.
To the whimpy ass little Jew: Fucking give up on life.
To that one dude that wears nothing but Rangers shirts: Your WALMART BELTRE SHIRT smells of ASS. Go to the fucking laundry-mat already bro.
FUCK.
Sincerely,
an aggravated asshole in the back of class.

#927 Hi this is Jenna Owens from Kidd Kraddick In the Morning and I am a huge fan of your page and I read every confession during my spare time. Listen to me every morning and keep posting, cuz you all are hilarious.

-Jenna

#922 My girlfriend is trying out a short hair style right now since it's kind of a trend nowadays. Honestly though, I feel like I'm dating a little boy now since her body doesn't have any real defining features at first glance as a women. Don't get me wrong, I still love her to death, but I think it's really weird how I see a good portion of straight women trying this style out when in reality they're just making a good portion of us men confused.

#921 These are my confessions! (Usher voice)
I want to make a sex video in my dorm room, but this one won't be leaked. xD

#920 I'm feeling this one girl way too much. I already told her how I felt, not entirely. She put me in the friendzone so now I know where I stand. I'm alao ready to get my whistle wet but where can an official dude like me get his blown by an attractive and willing female that isn't... well a hoe? I got my eyes on her, she's everything that I see, I want her hot love and emotion endlessly. I don't mind being her friend but i just hope ome day she can see me a little bit more than that. Maybe she's not worth the trouble, maybe I'm not that guy that wants or needs. I hate feeling for others but i do care for and about her. I want to open up to her more but i need her to do the same. I want her to be comfortable around me and find me to be reliable. In my eyes i can reach out and grab the star i think you are but really im stuck on earth while you're so far.