#989 To my roommates, keep up at pissing me off and I'll put expired crap in your shampoos and make sure I lick, cough, spit on all your food before I brush my teeth in the morning. You should all know by know our apartment walls are paper thin. I CAN HEAR YOU TALKING SHIT ABOUT ME

#988 my roommate and i are both straight, but one night we got drunk and i sucked his dick.

#987 I like to mop in the nude...I don't think my suitemate enjoys it though.

#986 Just left the UNT gym and there was an attractive blonde in pink spandex shorts and a perfect sweat outline of her thong. I might just be weird but if I see whale tail or a thong outline, I'm instantly turned on. Makes me think about my ex with whom I had to break it off when I moved to TX. She wore hers high cause I liked it. *sigh* GFs can be great :)

#985 I focus more on automotive stuff than actual schoolwork. I'm screwed if I don't get my fix. Are there any programs I don't know about here that I can partake in?

#984 I'm ending it all, I've decided. Not tonight, not tomorrow. I've scraped together my pennies and I'm flying to London, the only place I've ever been truly happy.

#983 Denton, being the wierdo faggot hipsters and nerds capital of the world that think its ok to go out in public in long hippy hair, stupid blue colored hair and little kid cartoon video game shirts is a prime example of why we need bullying in schools. Nobody ever did that shit in mckinney where i'm from and if they did, we branded them as eternal faggots. I'm a freshamn and I already wanna tranfer somewhere else like Texas Tech or something.

#982 All I want is a tall, dark-haired, blue/green eyed guy that doesn't just want a one night stand. My standards are too high. It sucks.