#1107 My girlfriend and I fight a lot but i think she's the one even though it 's only been a year. We fight because I don't feel that she puts out enough. Hell isn't a year long enough to start oral? I just could never bring myself to break up with her because she doesn't. It's a stupid reason to break up. I've tried negotiating but to no avail. Suggestions?

#1106 My proctologist said that I need to have my colon removed. He said there was too much "blunt trauma" to it. I have been having anal sex regularly since I was 13 and enjoy it. I guess that ends now. I wonder how it will be only having straight vaginal sex without the added fun of anal.

#1105 In the chemistry building room 106, on the left side of the room, second row from the back and the 4th or 5th seat from the center, some douche drew some female version of sonic the hedgehog with boobs on the little desk and wrote "you belong with sonic" I tried to erase it but they drew in some shit that won't come off. Dude what the fuck keep that furry fag fetish autism to yourself.

#1104 On days like today, when I want to just end it all because the pain is more than what I have to live for can get me through, I remind myself that I haven't enough money yet for the one way ticket to the only place I've ever been happy. I can't die until I stand over looking the Thames one last time before I jump.

#1103 I've been doing some research and I found out that I have Social Anxiety Disorder. Now I can take some steps towards becoming more comfortable in social situations and maybe make some friends for the first time in my life.

#1102 Today I talked to a pretty girl and DID get her number. Pretty crazy right?

#1101 I scope out bicycles around campus, just so that in case of nuclear war or zombie apocalypse, I'll know which bikes to steal and give to my bikeless friends so we can escape together.

#1100 All right UNT here's a real confession. My ex girlfriend used to joke that if we ever broke up she would curse my balls so no other girl would ever want to have sex with me. Well, she broke up with me two years ago and since then these white bumps called sebaceous cysts have popped up all over my nut sack. They are extremely unsightly, but otherwise 100% harmless. The only cure is surgical removal which costs $400 per incision. WTF. She's the only sexual partner I've ever had and I'm so nervous any girl would freak the fuck out if she saw them and I wouldn't blame them at all. FML, that bitch was a witch.