49-38-51 are my measurements. I know that's too big but I'm happy with my body. I can run a mile just fine by the way. My thing is I don't get why so many other women are miserable with their numbers when they are so much smaller. Y'all have nothing to be ashamed of, even if you are about my size. Ladies please learn to love yourselves. Trust me, you can be happy.

I used to be obsessed with getting a girlfriend, but every time I started getting close to a girl I would get friendzoned.. I would always be told I'm "marriage material, but not dating material" (the guy girls marry after they're done slutting around and are used up, LOL no thanks Jeff). Since then I've abandoned the thought of having a meaningful relationship and all I concentrate on is myself, lifting, studying, and working. I can honestly say I've never been happier. Being selfish is the best thing you can do for yourself.

If you're ever feeling down, unmotivated, and worthless, get this: Lil Wayne graduated from University of Phoenix with a degree in psychology and made straight A's. You heard right; Lil Wayne. If that music-murdering, brainless banana peeling neanderthal monkey can do it, surely YOU can do even better.

I have had sex in most of the UNT buildings and on quite a few desks... security is really relaxed...

#1173 I have one of the nerdiest boyfriends in the world, which I love By the Way. I love him to death but lately I have started to develop a crush on my boss,and I know he's got a crush on me too, but like I've said earlier I love my boyfriend and I do not want to cheat on him, and I cannot quit my job because I need it, the thing is I see my boss everyday! and it sucks so much because he is so DAMN hot, and funny and he is very talented, is everything a girl's want. He can be an asshole sometimes, but the thing is he's also got a girlfriend and I do not want her to get hurt. I have no idea what to do, I have not told my friends because I feel embarrassed to feel this way, I think of him daily and when we are not together he texts me, I need an advise I really do. this sucks so much. I don't love the guy but I am extremely attracted to him

#1168 I got two fine hoes, and I cant choose one!!

#1172 I really hate everyone. EVERYONE. My classes are full of fuck-heads who don't know when the hell to shut up. Truth be told, I've been really tempted to take a couple aside and kick their asses, especially the "bro" types, or the freshmen who still think this is high school. I pay tuition just like you, so let the professor actually teach so I can get the fuck out of here and never see any of you all for the rest of my life. Honestly, I'd much rather be at home watching Seinfeld than deal with all of you.

#1171 Women, after having sex with many different guys... do y'all still get excited about seeing a penis? When I had sex with my first girlfriend (we were both virgins at the time), she was extremely excited and fascinated after seeing my penis and having sex. I had sex with another virgin and it was the same thing. When I had sex with women who had multiple sex partners, they didn't act like that and just seemed ready to have sex and leave.