#1348 To the bootylicious blonde girl in my history class in the back row. I want to smell your shit.

#1347 I feel like all the sorority girls here are complete skanks and do not care anything about philanthropy. They just want to party and find husbands who will make them well off.

#1346 Sorry to my roommate Ryan, I might have cummed on your blankets while you slept... I didn't wipe it either.

#1345 sorority girls need to STAWP wearing those diaper shorts and big ass t-shirs. please. you look like fucking clowns.

#1344 That GAB journalism lab guy, the black one with the afro (mike?) is the nicest person ever. You're always so helpful when people need help and your laugh is contagious. Compared to that other guy you work with (the fraternity guy) I would take you over him any day. Keep being the nice guy, girls like nice guys.

#1343 Nick G in my Intro to Comm Design class, I think you're fucking hot

#1342 I'm not trying to sound terrible but rape happens for a reason. I'm just saying that If your not a disgusting fatass and your wearing provocative short-short-short-short-skirts that show off your ass and your lady-goods if you tilt even half an inch and tiny transparent shirts that clearly show your boobs, then how in the fuck do you expect men with a high libido and crazy hormones to not want you? It's just common sence, so cover that shit up if you don't want it. Countries like Saudi Arabia and Afganistan and Africa have like the lowest rape stasitistsics because all the women are covered in rags and curtains so the men don't get aroused.

#1341 I've always wanted to dress up like a slutty little school girl for a someone... Do guys actually like that?