#1364 I used to enjoy smoking weed until I recently got arrested. I have now had to move out of the dorms, (banned from all residence halls for the next 2 years), still pay for it, and pay for a new appartment on top of paying for my lawyer, and court costs, thanks UNT for being so understanding, I appreciate the help.

#1363 You know what really grinds my gears!? That one kid in class who pretends to be smarter than all the other students; that one kid in class who always has SOMETHING to say in order to appear smarter than everyone else; that one kid who has problem with the class if we get a little off topic. I know that every person on this page has at least one person like that in their class. If you are one of those kids, here is the deal. HOE, Shut the fuck up! No one gives a fuck about your opinion! You are not smarter than everyone else. If you were really as smart as you try to make people believe, why the hell are you at UNT? Why aren't you at Yale, Harvard, Columbia, Stanford, etc? Because you aren't that smart! So, shut the fuck up!

#1362 so theres this girl who i think plays the trumpet from what ive heard. she is so pretty and has a nice rack! would love to get acquainted, if you know what i mean.

#1361 Well, I am not going to lie... I am a giant nerd. I think I am speaking for not only nerds everywhere, but men in general with what I am about to say -- Women... this Halloween, I think you should dress up as Misty from Pokemon. Those tiny short-shorts with suspenders, and that tiny yellow shirt would look amazing on a fit-looking woman! Please... curvy/fit women at UNT... please dress up as Misty for Halloween!

#1360 I love my life, but there are a couple things that really annoy me about it. I have a hard time talking to women, so I have never had a girlfriend. I try to dress really well, so they will notice me. Whenever I dress well, I never see hot women around. Some days when I don't care how I look, I see slim and fit women walking around in yoga pants, boots, etc. Secondly, I have never had a easy time making friends at UNT. I lived in a dorm for a year and half and never met any people to chill with. This semester, I decided to move back home and commute. During this semester, people started talking to me, started asking me to do things with them and inviting me places. I had to turn people down because I don't feel like driving back and forth to school a 4-5 times a day, especially for a 40 minute ride back and fourth. This is what I have learned from my experiences: If I dress poorly, beautiful women will start showing up out of nowhere on campus. If I live at home and not on campus, people are more open with me and will start wanting to be my friend? WHY?!

#1359 Since my ex and I broke up in August, I've been having a fling with his best friend (who's also my best friend), but today I couldn't wait so I was about to masturbate. Literally 10 seconds after I unzipped my pants this mother fucker walks in the door and catches me!! I'm going to die of embarrassment, and he said it'll probably keep us from having sex any time soon because all he'll do is laugh! But hey, a girls gotta do what a girls gotta do, right?

#1358 Michael L who went to MHS:

I have always wanted your body ever since I laid eyes on you in high school. I was beyond surprised when I saw you while I was walking to class. All I want is for you to pin me down and fuck me like no other for ONE night. You are the sexist man alive.

P.s Im a guy, but i'll let you top ;)

#1357 I want my GF to play with my ahole but I don't want her to be weirded out by me asking.