#1474 Most girls want guys who dress like their fathers, yet most girls would prefer to just dress in shorts or sweats...Nah, f that! I can dress however I want.You can't judge me by the way I dress. If you want me to dress nice, I expect you girls to wear yoga pants or wear something nice.

#1473 Sometimes I feel slightly embarrassed to be apart of the Kinesiology major at UNT. Not because of the program itself, but because of the students who make up the program. There are just so many dense & dumbass students in every class I've taken (it's mainly guys). They don't listen, don't think before they speak, and they blurt out stupid statements in attempts to be funny. From the way y'all act and the results you get on tests (I usually get a 10pt curve for each of my tests), I'm surprised you got into college as well as stayed in to get to 3000-4000 lvl classes.

On the other hand, kinesiology has one thing that is just awesome; and that would be the women. There are so many attractive women in kinesiology classes and I love the yoga pants and workout attire.

#1472 I am in LOVE with going down on girls, but I don't really like getting my dick sucked. Is that weird?

#1471 I know it can be awkward for us guys to take a shit in public, so whenever I walk into the bathroom and someone is holding it waiting for people to leave I finish my business and then yell "Drop the deuce nigga!" before I exit. I did it at Willis the other night and the response to my shout was a snorted laugh and what I can only describe as machine gun fire on porcelain.

#1470 this kid named josh who is fat and blonde likes to hit women... specially the ones he dates. Beware of him ladies! He doesn't have a job and always ask you to buy him food and never returns the favor. He's not a man... just a boy convinced that he is ready for the world when he really isn't. I hope you go to hell for putting your hands on me

#1469 to chris: I hate you. You're an annoying little bitch since high school and going to college has just boosted up your ego. NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR OPINION

#1468 Honestly, I hated the newest daft punk album.

#1467 To the guy in Engineering that has a tattoo of a cross on his chest:
Please keep wearing low-cut and sleeveless shirts, I enjoy looking at your muscles.