#1648 If I had lady parts, my day would solely consist of me playing with myself.

#1647 I just realized that Pikachu is Ash's only electric Pokemon.

#1646 To the girl on the North Texas shuttle today, wearing that green jacket and beige scarf. You are absolutely beautiful.

#1645 I think its utter bullshit how every day Im on campus I get bothered by fraternities, sororities, religious groups, or even fucking atheist groups, trying to get me to convert or give them fucking money. I understand your right to free speech and it must really suck having to raise money for that Greek stuff. But some times I just want to fucking spontaneously combust, mainly because whenever I am fucking approached by one of these annoying fucks, I have to either ignore them entirely, or I have to think of some miraculous way to get you to stop blabbing about your fucking religion at me (both involve extremely awkward situations). Fuck all you fuck heads for putting me in that situation. Primarily though, fuck the fucking Mormons on campus. Freaks.

#1644 Dear men of UNT:

A lot of you like to admire hot girls and think dirty thoughts about them, so here's a heads up. I like to admire hot guys and think dirty thoughts about them. I can't even describe in words the nasty things I'd do to some of you, all I know is that I'd blow your mind.

Sincerely, a gay pervert

#1661 The bottom line is that I as a pedestrian, along with all other pedestrians, always have the right of way. I don't give a fuck if you idiot drivers are in a hurry, if I want to cross the street at any given moment, you better slow down that piece of shit you call a car that daddy paid for, I prefer to walk anyways so I don't get fat like the rest of you. Wanna hit me? Fine then go right ahead, then you'll pay my hospital bills and my tuition. Does the truth anger you? Deal with it faggots, take some anger management sessions or something. If I were a driver I'd respect all pedestrians.

#1643 I thought of a flawless plan to defeat Goku and become the strongest person in the universe. If you thought that Frieza, Cell and Majin Buu were bad... what I am about to say is just diabolical. Goku loves to eat, right? All you have to do is dip a little poison in his food and BAM he will die! That is how you defeat Goku. Death by poisoned food. I guess Frieza, Cell and Majin Buu weren't that smart after all.

#1642 I'm a TAMS student and I just have one thing to say. Fuck you guys. Seriously. Fuck you. It's not my fault my intelligence surpassed yours at a younger age and I can handle the course work. You can treat us like shit now but we all know in the end I'll be making far more money than you will and that's why you're bitter.