#1697 Ok, I have a question for the ladies. I know most girls like a guy at least trimmed around his dick, but do you want his ass trimmed too?

#1696 Anyone whose passion is to join the military is one seriously fucked up individual. If you're so into the force that you claim to bleed red, white, and blue then I immediately assume the following about you: you vote conservative and are therefore ignorant, you have below average intelligence, you are either sexist, racist, or homophobic (or all three!), and you are too stupid to think for yourself.

#1695 The Dark Side of the Moon is very overrated. Everyone knows it's all about Wish You Were Here

#1692 So I decided on getting a PS4 this month despite having had just a 360 for the last few years. All of my friends are getting the Xbone and I need someone to play Killzone and Warframe with. :(

#1690 Nothing's sexier than long-haired metal guys. Fellas, you can come to my yard anytime.

#1691 I'm that guy who analyzes zodiac signs even though they're bullshit. I'll trust the compatibility test more than I'll trust the relationship. Sorry not sorry.

#1694 (10/27) I cannot stand when fat people complain about being fat and then go eat a Triple Meat Bacon-Cheese Whataburger. Newsflash, if you want to lose weight, you have to sacrifice, diet, and actually try. You do not have the right to bitch about being fat as you lick your salty fingers from them McDonalds fries. I DON'T FEEL BAD FOR YOU, and I guarantee I'm not the only one.

#1693 Tori B., I don't know you but I always see you "like" confessions and I just want you to know you are extremely gorgeous! :) - MM