#1719 I'm about to ditch about half of my current friends since I don't seem to be appreciated or relevant to them anymore and I've been pretty much replaced because they've randomly developed not only a huge ego about themselves, but also an unwarranted hierarchical structure in our group and somehow I don't fit the bill. I still hang out with them out of lonelyness but I've had enough of it. I've got some rather nerdy interests, is there like a Pokemon club around or something where I can meet people?

#1718 Going to class high is the only time I can actually understand what is going on

#1717 10/28. 7:20am. Frat guy walks into my store and asked me If I had seen a girl in a nurses outfit earlier all night. He also mentioned that they might have to file a missing persons complaint.

#1716 I just love it when girls dress slutty and come into my night shift. Sometimes I wish I could just turn'em around and fuck'em agaisnt the counter and send'em on their way!!!

#1715 Every night I lay in bed and spend hours thinking about how me and my girlfriend are going to pass the time. Just laying in bed, cuddling watching netflix, just spending time together laughing. Sometimes I even think about how I am going to propose to my wife and what our kids are going to be like. Then eventually I go to sleep. I wake up to start the new day, only to realize I'm alone. I have no confidence. No self esteem. As every hour passes, my hopes of maintaining eye contact longer than a second with a girl dwindels. After all, who would want a guy like me .

#1712 God I "hate" girls that wear leggings and yoga pants. Those things frustrate me so much! I see a girl walk by, and I think "daaaaamn shawty! I would loooooove to hit that!", but all that is all in my imagination. Why do y'all torture me so fucking much!

#1728 I know this is an old complaint/confession. But I really don't think you guys/girls are doing it justice. (Internet > Stadium)

To UNT and Apogee:

A turkey gobbling its way into my asshole, giving me terminal stage gangrene all up in down my digestive tract while eating a salad shit hogey bowl makes more sense than this university doing the bare minimum to cover pre-existing issues.

We have this lousy, bullshit, fisher-price, corner store internet, powered by AOL -19.7 hamster wheels and we build a multi-million dollar football stadium? I mean, what the level 25, bonus stage fuck? Who's idea was that?! Why don't you take the 6.3 million from our raised tuition, parking citations and football games and get better internet? Please?

Or at the very least, hire construction workers WHO DON'T FUCKING POP GAS LINES LIKE A GODDAMN CHILD RUBBING HIS ASS ON BUBBLEWRAP! The servers are archaic, your tech is stupid, and I'm probably going to have a brain aneurysm because of this.

Get that shit fixed.
-Not a 43 year old man.

#1714 I used to complain about not being able to own certain materialistic things, until I realized that billions of people and hildren around the world are wishing to at least have a loaf of bread in their hands .Before realizing this, my main goal in life was to be famous and have a lot of money.Now, my goal it's still to be famous and have a lot money, but instead I want to be recognized by thousands of people who were in need and even though money is not everything in life, I want to have enough money to provide for others and share my blessings with those who really need them.