#1736 Remember to always never give up

#1735 To the asshole who keyed my car while I was in class... fuck you. I hope you die a lonely life of misery.

You're costing me $500 because you thought you were a badass vandalizing other people's property. I've filed a police report and I hope they catch you and fine the living hell out of your sorry ass.

You're pathetic.

#1734 I have always wanted to get a part fox...so I can finally know what it says.

#1733 Females have accepted leggings as pants and I think it's time that guys do too. Not just on females, but on everyone. Males, females, lets all wear leggings as pants. What have you got to hide?

#1732 People who dance along to the music they're listening to on their way to class are my favorite people. They get a lot of weird looks, but they just keep dancing. Rock on, guys.

#1731 I'm sleeping with my female landlord for free rent

#1730 I'm going to be a camel for Halloween and walk around and ask people "Hey guess what day it is?"

#1729 I'm a pretty busy guy and it really bugs me when I email someone and then they send me an email back a few minutes or hours later telling me that I should meet with them or call them. BITCH, I sent you an email so I wouldn't have to waste time meeting with you or calling you! Just send me an email back telling me what I need to know and that should be the end of it! Why should I have to meet with you or call you when you can just email me back the answers to my questions!?!