#1768 I met you at the library. I got you back to your dorm. We got kinky and you wanted to blind fold me and handcuffed my hands to the bed. You gave me a blowjob and then you pissed on me. I stormed out all mad before I got ur number. But I started thinking later that you give real good head. You were bleach blonde with mid length hair. Left boob had a freckle on it. Sorry I got mad and hit you. I call it even if I can forgive you for pissing on me

#1767 5 year ago i punched a unt cop in the face for giving me ticket for meter was like 5 seconds overtime then later i got tazed and had like 5 cops on top of me and got arrested fucking pussies think there tough in a group but catchem alone and there gay lil bitches

#1766 10/28 If you were the one me and my tall friend tried to help because you locked your keys in your car, comment. You know who this is. :)

#1765 Oh. My. God. Please bring back the funny posts. Seriously, I don't give a fuck about your life problems. Make up something, I don't care, just make me laugh or I'll be forced to result to fml or unfriendable.

#1764 Thank God for Tumblr.

#1763 I finally understand eating your emotions away...if i wasn't a broke college kid, i'd be a 170lb 5'1 girl.

#1762 To the drumer of Losin. You're so damn hot!!! I wish you'd be my boyfriend so i would feel that bigote in my lips every day
( i'm a girl, and you don't even know i exist :|)

#1761 I'm on the fourth floor of Willis waiting for a real man to come fuck my brains out. I love to be choked and love when a man bites the hell out of me. I have big tittays and you probably can't handle me, but you can try.