#1783 "Greek life is not as vibrant at UNT as it is at A&M!"

"I'm a girl, and I like dick!"

"[Insert subculture at UNT] SUCKS!!!"

"To the guy at Willis who helped me find Shakespeare's 'The Taming of the Shrew': I wanted to suck your dick even though that was the only time I met you."

"I'm in a fraternity, and I'm not a douche bag!"

THESE ARE NOT CONFESSIONS, YOU FUCKING NIMRODS.

#1782 I don't understand what the big deal is about Dark Souls, I beat the entire series without dying once. Y'all need to get a real game like Halo.

#1781 Last week, I just drew dicks on my physics midterm, and my professor totally bombed me and said that I, "should probably take this class more seriously." Joke's on him, though, because I was trolling.

#1780 I have the weirdest boner right now.

#1779 I am in so much pain right now... my boyfriend left me a month ago but he's in the same department so I see him all the time, I finally got up the courage to date again and that failed spectacularly. He broke up with me during the semester so I had no time to mourn, I'm a graduate student, I have books to read and papers to write... Hell, a thesis to start. I think I've met my 6 month quota for rejection. And so many people I thought were my friends were his friends and they won't talk to me anymore, won't even say hi in the hallways. All I want is to be noticed, to be loved. I'm so alone, and it's so dark here...

#1778 My boyfriend and I live in the same dorm and I've started staying the night and just going upstairs to my room in the morning before class. At first it was innocent, we would just cuddle and end up sleeping. After a while, we started to mess around. And the past few weeks we've had sex before going to sleep 3 or 4 times. We did all of that while his roommate slept on the top bunk right above us, and I don't think he knows:)

#1777 So there is this Girl with black short hair who I think is the most gorgeous girl ever. I've seen her a few times at maple, Kerr, and Bruce. I think she's Asian? I'm not sure, but you were wearing red yesterday I think... You look soooo good in red.

#1776 I was molested for two years by B. and now he goes here. I just want to curl into a ball and never leave my home.