#1895 I usually take shits in the Willis Library restroom to get out of having an awkward encounter with my roommate.

#1894 I care not a thing what any of you dolts think, I will wear my fedora with pride! You all simply have yet to reach my own level of euphoria.

#1893 Mariana , you are one the most gorgeous girl that I have ever seen. You're the type of girl that I would treat like a queen. Unfortunately, I think that you currently have a boyfriend and I have to respect that :(

#1892 I wonder how many people told the girl dressed as Meg to shut up

#1891 My doctor asked me to lose weight, so far I dropped 10 pounds. I noticed weird marks under my rolls and went to get it checked out. If you didn't know, athletes foot is a form of ringworm, a skin fungi. It has multiple causes but the most common, the one I now have, is from high heat and moisture. My hard work trying to get rid of my folds gave me fucking ringworm. So not only am I fat but now I'm gross too. #FML

#1890 I was talking to this girl named Nikki. I thought we could get to know each other.. but instead found out that she just wanted me for my pimp juice... along with a couple other guys too. Damn you horny college sluts!

#1889 I was stuck on this guy for more than a few years. I'm ready to move on but I don't know where to start. Kind of scared to get back out there, but more than anything I'm ready to move on.

#1888 Slutty skeletons in my closet....
1. I let my cousin's cousin fuck me in the ass (for my first time) at a wedding. We weren't related. It was actually really hott.
2. I made out with a mentally handicapped guy at the beach once. I still have no idea how that even transpired.
3. I had a one night stand with this frat guy my freshman year who called me every single day for months to make sure I wasn't pregnant. Even after I got my period, he was still insistent on me going for an ultrasound, just to make sure... that fucking guy.