#6237 Whenever someone tells me to "man the fuck up" they never give any context aside from "stop being a gay little bitch" so I assumed it's left up to my interpretation. I now realize that they mean to have a big gay orgy with sweaty muscular guys fighting for dominance and not with little lesbian women. I guess if you think about it, a gay orgy with DBZ type buff guys wrestling over planting their penis in each other's anus for conquest like a flag on a conquered fortress is the manliest thing you can possibly do. Well you don't have to tell me twice, I "man the fuck up" every weekend!

#6236 I've been in college for 3 years now and even as early as my first semester, I've started to see more and more on my facebook wall that X person is now in a relationship with/engaged/married to X person, mostly marriages and engagements nowadays. And here I am having never gone on a single date with anyone. It's an odd feeling as if I'm falling behind, like most of these people are moving forward with their lives and I'm just stuck and don't really know how to move forward. Kinda makes me realize too, that most of those people I haven't talked to since high school, and a vast majority I've only been classmates with but never even spoken to, and I really only kept them around so that I have a massive friends list (1284 friends). Guess I only keep them around so that I wouldn't feel lonely by the fact that nowadays, my friends list should really only be like 35 people at the most. I have tons upons tons of "friends" according to facebook, yet they make me feel alone. I think I'll start by deleting like 99% of them to make myself feel a bit better and remove baggage, if anyone has suggestions I'll take em.

#6235 Since people are talking about it, I suppose I'll put in my 2 cents. I don't really care how you say it, but I'm a jewish guy and I'm slightly bummed that no one tells me Happy Hanukkah :(

#6230 My weird motivation for graduating UNT and getting my degree: My high school diploma needs a playmate.

#6229 Whoever thinks us frat guys are here because of mommy and daddy can sit on a dick. Now go have fun paying back student loans...

#6228 I don't care if I have to miss a test or even points on my grade. Nothing is holding me back from ultra music fest this year! Last spring break I'm gonna rage.

#6227 It saddens me to see how many students in the science program cheat to make it through their classes. If you have to cheat on almost all of your tests during your college career then you're probably in the wrong major and are looking to get into the wrong profession. The other problem with this is it screws over the honest students who don't cheat.

#6226 I went back home for the holidays, but i had to leave my vibrators in my dorm :'/ Couldn't risk my family accidentally finding them. It sucks because im constantly horny! Ughh