#2005 How long after starting treatment for a uti do you have to wait to have sex/masturbate? I'm not even done with my antibiotics and I'm already going crazy.

Like, I keep fantasizing about even the guys I wouldn't give a second glance usually. It's THAT bad.

I just want to thank all the lovely ladies at unt for being as easy as easy mac and cheese. I can honestly say that on the weekends it's effortless to get laid. I just have to go toa bar or some party/social gathering, have a pulse and bam! I get laid. Here's a story that should give you an idea of how easy Denton girls are. One Friday a few weeks ago my friends and I just didn't feel like going out so we made it a beer ,pizza and xbox night. I left to get some more beer and upon returning I accidentally dropped the case of beer in the hallway of my friends apt building. It must have been Loud because this chick opened her door to see what the noise was to find me picking up cans of beer. She picks a couple up to help but i just told her to keep them and started walking away. She says something like "well at least drink one with me before you go"and then and there I knew it was on like donkey kong. I wound up dropping most of the case off at my friends and taking some beer back to her place and proceeded to have awesome random sex. with that said, that's all it takes guys. Just have a pulse, some charm and brains, and maybe take a shower ( honestly this ones optional for most of these girls) and you will be a hit with the ladies of Denton.

I'm a lesbian and my hottest fantasy would be to.wear a strap on and fuck a man in the ass. They have to be straight though as part of the Fantasy has to do with taking someones butt virginity and straight guys almost never put stuff up there. It's about switching gender roles and dominating someone of the "stronger"sex and making them my bitch. This is a real confession and a real request for any guys who might be interested. If itb maters I'm considered attractive and most guys don't know im lesbian right off so that's something. Also, I'll let you play with my tits but i don't want to be fucked by you or anything.

Just because I'm gay and you're a guy and we are in the same room doesn't mean I'm into you. So many straight guys seem to think that every gay man in the world is attracted too them by default and it's annoying as hell. Tell me do you want to fuck every girl in your class? It's insulting the way some guys think they can manipulate me just because I'm gay. Honestly, the guys i pull would make your girlfriend soaking wet so why would I be impressed by your shabby, neckbearded self when I fuck model caliber guys on a regular basis?

I'm turning 26 this month and i finally feel old for one reason. I have no clue what any of the good music out there is anymore. In my teens and early 20s music was everything. All i did was go to shows and was even in a band. It's been years since I've been in touch with The scene or actively tried to find new music so I'm basically just sticking with what i know. Can you guys fill me in on what to listen to. I was big into guitar driven rock music and am open to anything but country or Christian rock.also any good local acts in Denton? My old band used to play at Andys j&js and rubber gloves often but it's been quite some time since I've been back to those places. Help me guys before it's too late!

I am not, nor will I ever be, afraid of clowns. However, whenever I'm awake late at night, and the window curtain is open, I have an uncontrollable fear that a serial killer clown is going to pop out wanting to come in and play. Thanks a lot Supernatural.

I just walked past a horde of Asian TAMS kids today.. First thought: Run the opposite way and yell "Godzilla!?!!"

Then I thought to myself..oh wait, this was before their time.

(And, yes..I'm aware this statement is BEYOND fucking stereotypical and racist..but, with no fucks given, wouldn't that be funny as shit!?)

Big middle finger to the people who disappear from my life when the going gets tough, but suddenly expect to be apart of it again when things are going well. Never abandon the people you truly care about.