#2024 Today I bought a pocket watch, and I love it.
I have always wanted a pocket watch ever since I watched All Dogs Go To Heaven.

#2023 I think I watch YouTube videos more then anything.

#2022 You know I really hate saying this but I find there is no use for me in this world.
I find that I can't do anything productive for society.
Some times I wonder why you can't die on your own terms without someone feeling bad about it, or the police having to be involved.
Just saying.
Also I'm sorry if I made anyone sad, but that's just how I feel.

#2021 The RA from legends with the big hair is probably the best person to talk to ever. I think he's my soulmate

#2020 So my girlfriend likes to start tickle fights with me while I'm on my bed. They get pretty intense... but always end up in full on brawls. I always win though, she forgets that I'm bigger than her and that I believe in Men/Women equality, so I'm not afraid to hit a woman. I assure my roommate it's alright though. Besides, I know my girl can take a hit. I love her with all my heart. :)

#2019 on a band trip I had last year, I roomed with a really hot guy. I then had a camera that looked like a watch and set it up while he took a shower. I now have two different videos of him naked.

#2018 So it seems like every time I find a girl who is worth my time, she is into someone else. I'm kinda over it all. I think I'll just be contempt with being a second choice or a last resort.

#2017 Last year I decided when I shaved my face that I'd cut out some David Tennant side burns because, well I just felt like it. In comes my mom and immediately says I look ugly. I responded "Are you even my mummy?" long story short I hurt her feelings and I didn't get dinner :( but I made a funny :D