#2048 One time I got really (really) high and went downtown. After walking around for a bit and hanging out, I really had to go to the bathroom. Still really (really) high, I went to the closest bathroom, which happened to be at JuHo. It was the men's bathroom, unless there's only one bathroom (I don't know, that was the only time I've actually gone inside and I barely remember that day.) I took a huge shit. I clogged the toilet. Panic ensued. The toilet began to overflow. So I stuck my hands as far as I could into the toilet and pulled out the clog (someone had tried to flush a ton of toilet paper and I had to pull it out.)I then washed my hands and left. Moral of the story? Smoke weed. 420 BLAZE IT FAGGOT

#2045 After watching [frat name] move the way they did last night at Yell like Hell, I'm praying they are all good in bed.

#2046 V teased me for a year while she was dating some guy named S. I wanted to get into your pants until I heard I wasn't the only guy you were talking to while you where still in a year long relationship. How could you be so cold, poor dude. I feel bad for the guy, she's hot but she is a horrible person. Glad I never got it in, who knows what I would have come out with. Don't let that ratchet hoe bring you down anymore bro.

#2047 Can someone explain to me the [frat name]? You ladies claim to be a supportive organization but in reality y'all are just frat rats. I have not seen y'all do anything positive for this university or any organization on campus that wasnt a petty event with a faternity. Y'all constantly talk shit about sororities yet you try and do a pathetic version of all their traditions. Recruitment,big and little, formal, date party, philanthropy? Sororities have history and alumni connections that yall will never even begin to understand or have. Y'all are GDI's and need to just get over it. Greek life doesn't respect you and the rest of campus doesn't even know who you are. Have fun graduating making no impact and putting sweetheart on a resume. Just do us a favor and stop trying to be apart of something you are not. Can't wait for Greek week so I don't have to deal with y'all and maybe it will be a reminder of where you stand the next time you go to events or yell like hell and complain about not getting a "shout out".

#2043 If God isn't real, then how come beezow doodoo zoppity bopbopbop?

Christians: 0
Atheists: 0
Bill Cosby: 1

#2042 I shitted on my BF's Chest. & He loved it.

#2041 So it seems that my friend that was going to start a band with me and play bass has gotten picked up by another bands and while I'm really happy for him, it still upsets me since we've been wanting to start one since we met. On the other hand, I'm currently looking for a bass player and drummer interested in playing pop-punk/easycore! Thanks a bunch for tolerating these posts and stuff!

#2039 Today, (11/6) I must admit: I was the first person in the math lab this morning and to the cute girl with brunette hair, wearing blue jeans, and a UNT sweatshirt...........your really smart and look really cute. Wish I could talk to you outside of you tutoring me.