#2103 There's a girl in band that was wearing leopard print pants at the Halloween game. Damn I would give anything to fuck her. She made the thriller dance look so sexy.

#2101 College Inn is full of cliques. Especially the RA's. They make you think you're their friend, then BAM they exclude you from everything. In my opinion that's not very professional.

#2100 My girlfriend and I have been quick to draw sexual boundaries, but we never drew the line at threesomes. We've engaged in a couple of them, one with my best friend (M), and one with some random chick we met at a party, and all of those times have been pretty awesome.

Today, however, she called me and told me to come to her dorm, no questions asked. I came in there, and she was with her best friend. While they were both taking webcam pics on their MacBook Pro and listening to Jay-Z's Magna Carta Holy Grail album, they both started to make small talk with me between each picture they took.

Her best friend closed her MacBook up, and started to throw hints that she was interested in engaging in a threeway. My girlfriend sat beside me and did the same thing, and even though she was also being seductive, she did it with a look of reassurance and support. She even whispered into my ear, "Baby, it's okay. We're both really in favor of the idea, and you've been an incredible boyfriend. You deserve it."

Both being incredibly horny, they started to unbuckle my pants and make out passionately with each other (they're both straight). I buckled my pants back up, left the room, and slammed the door on my way out.

That album is fucking garbage.

#2113 [Creator: I am posting this because this is just sad to me, like seriously, this is just sad....I do not even understand this, here yall go!]I have a confession... I am "Denton Gossip Girl". Most of you will think it's stupid, but I don't care. I have already gotten a lot of followers, but twitter limits the number of people I can follow back in a day. If you think this is stupid, whatever... you can have your own opinion. Just please do not comment on this saying how dumb and immature it is. It's actually been a lot of fun having this twitter so far and I hope I gain more followers soon. :) So go follow me if you loved the show Gossip Girl! Please and thank you. :) https://twitter.com/GGDentonTX
xoxo, GG.

#2099 I occasionally go into the dorm laundry room and swap socks between dryers.

#2098 My confession? I'm going to be forever alone because, yes, my standards are way too high. I just want a very handsome man who knows how to treat a lady right, and be my best friend. Where do you even meet people??

#2097 Being the gay guy that I am...I learn about new guys everyday. Like today in my class. When I find out these Guys are gay I always want to steal them from their boyfriend, but after thinking about it I would rather steal their boyfriend from them to make them jealous and to want me.

#2096 I was listening to the radio (actually my iheartradio app) and was listening to this show, and the DJ said she makes $1 million a year for just speaking on the mic every morning. I think I might do just that after I graduate so I can make $1 million.