#2167 it's been over three years, and after all this shit with my ex and now that all of my roommates stopped talking to me, I found a blade and took it to my leg.

#2166 You know that song from White Chicks? The one that is like "Makin' my way downtown..." I heard some people talking about how that song always makes them think about sex and going down on someone and how funny it would be to like play that song or something before you did. So I was casually in bed the other day with my SO and that conversation popped into my head. And so I did what any normal person would do in that situation. I tore off her pants and started singing. She actually seemed to get a kick out of it and she enjoyed the downtown part even more. Spice up your sex life fellas.

#2165 My ex-boyfriend is a dickhole. After using me he thinks it's cute to text me and send me pictures of us. No thanks. I don't need anymore selfish people with sticks far deep in their assholes to be apart of my life.

#2164 I saw a girl walking from maple that wore a lace veil today (11/10) I wish I had the guts to tell you that looked mighty pretty.

#2163 I tried Shibari for the first time this weekend. I'm in love with it.

#2162 i love my boyfriend but i work with some guys who are not only smokin hot but really sweet and i would fuck them so hard

#2161 Lindsey B, I would really like to get to know you. Also, I think you're beautiful!

#2160 I accidentally threw away a plate in bruce on more than one occasion. Whoops.