#2183 Whoever parked your POS little "tricked out" honda So close to me, I couldn't get in truck: fuck you. There's 3 condoms, 2 crimped bottlecaps, my favorite pen, and 7 black ice airfresheners in your gas tank.

#2182 Whenever I want Panda Express, I go to the one in Lewisville instead of Denton. Too many douchey frat guys in that one all the time.

#2181 The reason I listen to so much music is to escape the thoughts I have that tell me I am worthless. Even though I have a 4.0 and a decent social skill, I feel that being single for over 8 years I am worthless.

#2177 Creator: Really seemed to offend some yall when I ragged on the gym dudes playing DS in the gym, don't really care but this vid popped up on my feed, so you Pokemon fans actually might really enjoy this, a type of dubstep remix. The guy is really cute also...so is the girl but that doesnt matter as much.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zo0OccO5_qU

#2180 I think it would be cool to split a baby...not physically but split the time it takes to have one. Like someone else can have the baby when I don't want to watch it when I'm tired or whatever, and then I'd watch it when they're tired. Also, I most def wouldn't want to carry around the little parasite for 9 months, so a different bitch would have to have the thing pop out of her vag. I guess what I want is more of a communal living arrangement or a different kinship system. America's shit sucks, yo

#2179 I will confess... I am a 22 year old straight male... and I enjoy watching Keeping Up With The Kardashians and Total Divas. I do not like watching these shows for the story or the drama... both are really fake and stupid. I just like watching the Kardashian Sisters and the women of Total Divas walk around in skimpy and tight outfits. It's a turn on and it is nice fantasizing about nailing them while watching them on TV. For example, if I see Khloe Kardashian wearing tight jeans or yoga pants on her show, I just fantasize about bending her over, slapping that ass. kissing it, licking it and then nailing her. That is pretty much my thinking when I am watching those shows... lol...

#2178 To the lesbian who posted about wanting to peg a straight guy in the ass, and who would offer playing with her tits in exchange:
That actually sounds pretty hot to me. Sure, it might be a little selfish, but it's not like you're forcing anyone to say yes. You're just putting it out there. I might actually be down, but I'm not going to identify myself on here. My sexual tendencies aren't for the entire random community of UNT confessions to know. Too bad I suppose.
Also, just a tip: I like to make out. Just playing with tits gets boring after a few minutes if that's the ONLY thing you can do. I'm thinking most people that would be okay with this might like to at least be able to do that.

#2176 It's been 2 years since I last lived at City Parc. I frequently use their facility to print things for free and they still haven't figured out I don't live there anymore. God knows it's better than going to the computer lab at the BLB with all its damn printer Nazis. We're not in kindergarten you assholes, I should be able to print a duplicate copy of whatever I want.