#6257 I've always wanted to date a chick with epilepsy. It would be the best sex ever! Just throw on a mood strobe light...

#6256 I have so little faith in humanity that I really believe that most if not all troll posts here are true and honest.

#6255 This is going make some people Butthurt. A little about me, I left UNT when I junior for reasons that are not important. I'm now mid 20s and have my own business and making mid 6 figures. None of that matters, this does, you guys are spending tens of thousands of dollars and four years of your life on a piece of paper. Not only that but a piece of paper that you will never use. I can guarantee that one year of on the job training in a specific field will teach you more in real life than 4 years of taking tests ever will. That's just the way it is. Taking tests and studying your ass off in a controlled environment is cool and all, but it wont help you one bit in a real world application. A man just sent me and application for employment 3 months ago, he attended Harvard. I hired and fired him within 2 months because he had no personnel skills. Business management courses and tests don't teach you how to manage a company, and if you don't forget everything you learn in college and start using common sense you wont make it. Now he's getting paid unemployment from me (insurance covers it) and still hasn't found another job. Also, inside tip, you could tell me you graduated Valedictorian from any ivy league school in the country if you want, 90% of the time employers don't check credentials, we are too busy doing other shit. Bring on the hate.

#6254 so I am ashamed of my self again! I went on a date for love, or to find love, romantic chemistry but we slept together it was our 1st date, reminded me of what a honey moon would be I rolled over put my arm around her I accidentally told her I loved her I cant find love :( she goes to my church to and is in my Sunday school singles class she said if we fucked it would be awkward so she left and i miss her she has a cute butt an she wears tight pants with no panties and I see her stuff and I felt it against my leg and it was wet all I wanted was to kiss and love on it I admit to everyone even Jesus that I wanted to taste her sexy pussy, I asked she said no of course I said well can I kiss your butt ? All the posts about butt licking thought I may try it she said no to that too :( I hope she comes back around or ill probably see her in church tomorrow she also sings n the choir to but i cant hold it in anymore i can also tell her lips down there are very big to is that normal?That some vagina lips are thick ? all she kept saying to me was your turning me on and lightly moaning it felt like she may have peed herself to. Advice?Help

#6253 I love the devils rejects movie and saws and stuff. I make contractions like you see in the movie , traps and stuff, maybe I shouldn't be bringing this up on a date or talking to a potential girlfriend or boyfriend, hayyyyy boys

#6252 I am a 19 yr old ad what in the god DAMN HELL IS WRONG WITH ME??Why can't I find a good girl ?One who wants to settle down with, have kids, work,etc...? I am tired of going on endless 1st dates, spending money, and I never hear anything back! I have tried ating sights, bars, clubs, fry street, everyhting and I want to find love bad cause I am crying and upet I want to hold a woman and pamper, rub her feet and kiss , share feelings over some hot cocoa or hot tea please can some one find me a girlfriend whose into vampires and whiches and stuff?AND HAVE YOUR GOD DAMN SHIT TOGETHER TO OR I WILL GO OFF AND YOU WILL NEVER HEAR THE LAST OR END OF IT!Iam easy going , I really am I'm just upset a little bit,I'm sorry. BUt can someone please help me find someone whose into those things and video games, vampires,zombies and whiches? we dont have to have sex i just want to cuddle and share feelins and love

#6251 So I had a one night stand(or so I thought) with this guy and now he won't stop texting me to "hang out". I even cussed him out for hitting me up at 1am and getting mad at me for saying no. I've ignored him but he just won't stop. Right about now I really just wanna punch him in the face. Why can't a one night stand just be that. A fucking one night stand!

#6250 Last year, I took a shit in one of the urinals in the GAB 5th floor bathroom sometime at night thinking no one would come in. Just as I sat on it, a group of four black guys walks in, they grow silent, stare at me for like 10 seconds, and just leave. I could hear them laughing their asses off as they walk away. Right as I was about to drop my last load, a janitor walks in, a Consuela looking Mexican lady. she sees me, freaks out and starts yelling at me in Spanish and hitting me a broom as I run out I accidentally drop that huge load on the hallway floor which was thankfully deserted but then Consuela sees it and me bolting it out of there and I hear her yell out PINCHE COCHINO! Which I think translates into damn pig or Chinese something. I then walked all the way back to Uptown with shit smeared on my ass. Just one of my growing college stories. I should also add that I was quite high at the time.