#2230 I would really like to stab my ex in the face. But he's not worth going to jail over.

#2229 When I walk around the RTVF building, I constantly see this really gorgeous girl with dyed red hair. I don't know your name or if you have a boyfriend, but you are really gorgeous... and if you do have a boyfriend, he is lucky.

#2228 I want to start a youth-only (18-35) nudist club on campus with a max 2-1 guy-to-girl ratio (I'mma dude) but I can't imagine how that would be enforced and how to keep weirdos out AND I'm afraid of judgmental friends.

#2227 I don't like sex. I think that sex is wrong and offensive for men & women. I think that having sex should be illegal and people should focus more on career goals and making money rather than having sex.

#2226 So all last year I hooked up with this guy in a fraternity who I'll leave unnamed. It was an almost every night thing and it was exceptionally hot. Things fizzled out this summer and I had pretty much written it off.

A week ago my roommate had some girlfriends over. Me and one of the girls got to talking and I found out she had been dating a guy for over three years and try we're highschool sweethearts. She showed me a picture of him and I lawled.

I had been hooking up with her boyfriend for the last year.
I'm a guy.
North Texas Greek life you never fail to amaze me with your over abundance of closeted homos.

#2225 I think it is funny how women post sexy/revealing pics on Facebook, Twitter, Tumblr, etc... and then have the nerve to whine about how too many men are saying perverted things to them online or asking them to get naked. Not saying it is right... but you are asking for it when you post pictures of yourself barely clothed.

#2223 I found out my roommate used my scissors without asking. Joke's on her because I trim with them.

#2222 I'm newly single and just realized I don't know when the next time I'll sleep next to another person is. Not necessarily have sex, just sleep in the arms of another human being. This makes me very, very sad.