#2246 After unintentionally sitting behind the hecklers at the football game, I now know exactly what a douchebag is. Every single one of you is a scummy piece of shit.

#2245 Ian M., I'm your proctor in one of your classes and I would totally up your grade if you screwed me

#2244 I used to weigh close to 200 lbs and wore a size 20 (I'm a female) and though I did shed some weight by watching my calorie intake and working out, it wasn't until I only ate 380 calories and worked out for 2 hours per day did I get into a size 3 (it took about a year). Now that I'm a student I'm finding this lifestyle incredibly difficult to keep up with. I'm about 5"4 and getting any bigger would break me but my grades are suffering.

#2243 I have really small boobs. I can barely fit into a 32 a. One time I was hooking up with a guy, he went limp when he saw them. Fml

#2242 Man I don't really get out much but that girl that works at 7-11 on Hickory is always lookin' fine as a motherfucker. I'm not looking for a number or anything I just want everyone to know how fine she is.

#2241 I go to anime conventions for the sole purpose of banging chicks who cosplay as characters I fantasize about having sex with. I'm so addicted to it that I don't even think meeting a girl under normal circumstances could work for me. I'm not a bad looking guy and I've had chances to date girls outside of this community but I just don't find that nearly as exciting.

#2240 Looking for a guy to fuck me while listening to qotsa and Deftones. What's a girl gotta do to find that?

#2239 I got a handjob from my girlfriend waiting in line on fry st to get into lucky lous. It was awesome