Im from UNT and I live in Toronto now. I regularly smoke crack and drink forties with my niehboor, the Mayor. Last week,
he and I got prostitutes for my fathers birthday.

Seriously, the construction workers are supposed to be TRAINED EXPERTS at repairing and renewing WATER LINES. So why the hell do they keep "accidentally" hitting GAS LINES?!?!?!

Ok I'm "GDI" wtfe but in my expierence I've had a great time with some frats. It's all about the people. The men of [greek name] have always treated me well and some really good
Friends. It's all about open minds and good people. Get over yourself and know the person not the label.

To the cute UNT grad student from Plano I met at this grocery store that I work at, you are so cute, and I liked talking to you. You should come back, so I can give you my number!

To the RA at Bruce that likes cats, tights, and ultimate frisbee. We played ultimate at the end of last semester and I just wanted tell you that, I think you are gorgeous ! I enjoyed talking to you you and would like to get to know you more. Sadly I have zero idea on how to ask you to hang out without being a creep. Ill man up soon tho!

To the guy named Austin who was at the career center on 11/12/13 at around 1:50 for your 2pm appointment... All I want to say is that you sir are one of the SEXIEST men Ive seen on campus, perhaps THE most sexiest. Like your sweatpants showed it all, and you sir are packing, your arms are buffing, you lips seem so yummy to taste, and just everything about you made my throat dry up and left me parched. I just want to let you know that if you ever wanted to try things out with a guy, perhaps getting to know one inside out, you have me and my boyfriend enlisted.

P.s Im the guy that was sitting down with the grey jeans and sweater. ;P

Every time I walk by the Baptist Student Ministry building by Wooten, I think the letters on the side of it say BDSM.

Every time I listen to N.W.A.'s Straight Outta Compton album, I always think about how Ice Cube starred in Are We There Yet, and I giggle uncontrollably.