#2284 I'm a guy and I actually enjoy eating out. I take pried in my tongue skills and they always get the job done.

#2283 Some girl are so dumb. Just because I make small talk with you, does not mean I am interested in you. Your just a way to break the monotony for a minute. So when you go telling your friends "this guy was hitting on me", you sound stupid, because if someone came and asked me if I was hitting on you, I would say "no, she was just there"...

#2282 It's really sad that women can't be complimented these days without them referring to the guy as a creep or a weirdo. Just because I think you're pretty and I tell you that, it doesn't mean I'm hitting on you or trying to get in your pants. If that's the only thing you think of when someone tells you that, then you have issues and probably aren't worth my time...just sayin

#2281 There are so many fine guys on campus...I wish if I knew if most of them were gay or not...:-(

#2280 Before you donate to the Philippines: Remember if you donate to the victims, You're basically discouraging them from helping themselves. You are basically doing some type of welfare where you give to them and they will never learn how to get back on their feet. Just warning y'all.

#2279 Unt toilets have spoiled me and now I always forget to flush off campus

#2278 To the girl with the dyed red hair I often see around the RTVF building, you are truly beautiful.

#2277 So today (11/17/13) around 2am, my girlfriend and I went to the top of the big parking garage to have sex. It was our first time doing it in a public place and was awesome. Right as we were both cumming, a group of ~4 guys came to the top level to smoke. At first we thought they were cops and that we were screwed, but quickly realized they were just students. The best part? They had no idea we were even there until we got up and left. It was an epic way to end the night.