#2300 I'm a lesbian, I was in a relationship with this girl for almost 9 months. She proceeded to cheat on me with her ex of 4 years. If only he knew I made her cum way more than he did with just my fingers...I should send him some pics. Everytime I want to see him I just wanna beat the shit outta him...hate bisexuals.

#2299 All I want out of this life is the love and approval of elderly black ladies.

#2298 someone I know is gay

#2297 Although I've never dated a white man before I would't mind trying it. :) (& yes I'm a girl)

#2296 There is this one gay guy who walks around campus with a real bitchy and mean look about him but he's super hot... Idk how to approach?

#2295 My roommate sucks. I'd honestly switch schools just so I'd never have to see him again.

#2294 The other day I met a super cute blonde blue eyed girl that plays Yugioh extremely competitively just like me and I asked her for a match. I was about to win after her turn since she had no cards left to defend herself but before that, she pulled out her signature move. She got on the table dropped her panties flashed me right in my face and said I SUMMON THE BLUE EYES WHITE VAGINA! I'm a virgin that's never seen an actual vagina up close so this was a huge shock to me that dazed me for a few minutes and gave me the biggest and hardest boner I ever got! She said if I forfeit and let her win and give her my 10 rarest cards I can have it... I forfeited the match gave her my 10 rarest cards. We still mess around like that today. Best virginity loss ever! But damn, women, you have extremely powerful tools of manipulation down there! You can manipulate me all you want though! I don't mind and I doubt most guys would!! :D

#2293 I saw some faggot wearing a Reddit shirt. My first reaction was thinking why the fuck they'd actually make reddit shirts but he had the shaggy greasy neckbeard down now he just needed a fedora and about 200 more pounds to fit the stereotype. Still looked like a huge fag though.