#2427 To the TA in my abnormal child psych class, you are soooo fine and you have one of the best bootays I've ever seen. I would suck the fart out of your ass and hold that shit in like a bong rip.

#2426 To the person in Bruce Hall who gets drunk and writes "I'm drunk" all over the place: we get it. You're drunk. Great for you. Nobody fucking cares anymore. Stop vandalizing shit and grow the fuck up. People get drunk in college. It's not so fucking special that the whole dorm needs to know about it.

#2425 I cuddle at night with a plushie. It's the only source of comfort and affection I have, seeing how I'm so damn lonely here and that seems to have left me a bit crazy in the head. I'm a guy too.

#2424 I am a shy, skinny, average looking white guy that attends UNT. I've made a lot of friends here so far, but they're all guys. And I'm not looking for a girlfriend, I'm just looking for more friends that a girls. Is it better to attend frat parties and meet girls that way, or is it best done when not at a party? I feel like the only thing to do socially on the weekends is party, so it seems like that's the only way to meet new girls.

#2423
I keep seeing this guy that walks around pushing a cart with a ladder on it and is always very well dressed. I don't know what you do, but you are gorgeous and I'd love to say hello but you always have headphones in.

#2422 I have herpes. It's under control, I take the meds, haven't had an outbreak in over a year, but I feel like I'm the only one. It sucks because every time I tell a girl that I've been talking to (and it's only after it's been a long time, not right away) they say "Oh, I don't care, I still like you" and after about a week I never hear from them again. And to everyone that's gonna say "Well if they didn't like you regardless than you wouldn't want to be with them either, blah blah blah" Let's just be blunt and honest here, if it was you, would would say the same thing and then run as fast as you could. It sucks. It's not like I asked for it. I think I'm attractive, have an interesting personality, and a good guy, but when it comes down to it, nobody wants to be with someone with herpes.

And if you say you wouldn't care you're a fucking liar, and you know it.

#2421 11/20/13.
To the white girl that wants to take this D in confession #2332. Like this confession. ;)

#2420 I had to take Plan B for the first time today, but it was totally worth it.