#2468 I got drunk and took a shit off the roof of the parking garage just before leaving for Thanksgiving. Sorry if it hit anyone.

#2467 When I graduate UNT, I'm gonna say to all of my favorite professors and friends I've made here at UNT: You've given me a wonderful life, I love you all.

#2466 November 27, 2013 between 12:00 and 12:30 , I held the door for a male at Wooten Hall. You were very cute ^.^

#2465 I get excited when my phone rings thinking its a text, but its only my email notification! ... gah I don't care about your stupid ulta sale!

#2464 I sometimes blow random strangers in the bathrooms at the bars, I listen to Justin Bieber and One Direction, and Mariah Carey, I don't really like pussy at all, and I always prefer to be on bottom/receiving end. But underneath all that, I am a true heterosexual.

#2463 There's this boy and I really just want to know what his name is. He's tall, and has short-ish dark curly hair. He wears black glasses, and his cheeks a rosy. Like, his cheeks are obviously pink 24/7. I'm pretty sure he's some kind of an art major because I've seen him walking around with a portfolio thingy. Also, I've seen him eat at Maple a few times. I guess he could be called a "hipster". I also saw him at Wal Mart on Sunday, November 21st. If any of this sounds familiar, please comment below.

#2462 There's no such thing as the "friendzone" It's just called being a little bitch. You fucking faggots need to quit bitching about it and man up. I suggest putting down pokemon, quitting world of warcraft, turning off my little pony (Permanently. Seriously those things are DISGRACEFUL) and hitting the gym and maybe buying the girl a drink and hell getting a job so you're not relying on daddy's paycheck to buy food and pokemon cards wouldn't hurt either. The issue is that you fat losers aren't concentrating on what your would be lady needs and are to busy concentrating on getting a level 5000 pikachu or posting stupid pony memes online. Meanwhile, while you're neglecting her, some other guy, most likely fit, has a job and doesn't do those 3rd grade activititys, is seducing her with drinks and a good fuck while you're wondering why she doesn't want you. Get your shit together.

#2461 I keep hearing about this homeless vigilante that protects fry street at night. Has anyone ever seen Man Roofless?