#2532 Sometimes I really wish my boyfriend would eat me out more. I love the way it feels. Even though he says he's not good at it, I love the way he does it ;)

#2534 Looking for any and all badass clubs and organizations. I really want to branch out and network more. I'm a guy that can get into most things, I just can't find a solid list of clubs for UNT to decide what is worth joining the most. Seriously, just tell me what clubs you're in! Think of it as free advertising on the confessions page. Bonus props if the members throw great parties.

#2531 I'm super depressed and yet a bunch of idiots keep telling me that "Jesus is the answer to your problems" WELL WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN MEAN!?

#2530 "Don't kid yourself" would be a great slogan for an abortion clinic.

#2529 Every day I tell myself I'm finally going out to meet people and make good friends. Then, I read these confessions and their comments and change my mind because I realize you're all a bunch of buttfucks. I cannot wait to transfer to Texas Tech in January.

#2528 I was running on 12/03 and this cute guy was walking with his friend that had I think a vacum on his shoulder but any ways the cute guy asked me if I wanted some dates (like the food) as I ran past him and I told him no. I just want him to know that I wasn't rejecting him because it takes guts to ask a random girl if she wants a date. Plus he looked really cute for the 2 times that I passed him.

#2527 Oh, you're trying to find a girl/boyfriend at UNT? Casual sex? Cuddle buddy? That's funny. And here I thought, you were supposed to go to college to get an education. My bad!

#2526 I reject and shame guys if they have tiny dicks and to me that's anything below 6.5 inches and it always leaves them a depressed mess. So far that's been most guys I've hooked up with, but none of the black ones. I'm that one black girl you've probably been with so judge me idgaf I'm still better in bed than any ugly ass bitch youll ever be with.