#2598 Why haven't I found a cute boyfriend that'll cuddle with me every now and then? If you're into nerdy, black girls that enjoys smerking a berwl, HMU. Like this status.

#2597 I want to have sex to pretty much every Depeche Mode song ever made.

#2596 I wonder how long it will take someone at this school to figure out that I'm a BBW porn star.

#2595 I still hate Windows 8.

#2594 Last semester, I had a crush on this girl on campus. When I got to know her and asked her out, she denied me. After that, I stopped talking to her and she never bothered to make contact with me after that. I decided that enough was enough and started working out at the gym and gained a little bit of muscle. During my time at the gym, I met a girl there. We hit it off and we started dating. Here is the kicker: I was out with my girl at the library the other day. I look over and I see the girl that I asked out last semester but got rejected by. I just completely ignored her and continued studying with my girlfriend. A few hours later, I get a text and it was from the girl that rejected me. She told me how sorry she was for rejecting me and asked if I wanted to grab some coffee sometime or go to the mall and talk. I didn't even bother to reply to any of her texts and blocked her number. Ladies... why do you turn down men and then decide to pursue them when you see they are happy with someone else? I just gained a little bit of muscle (not much) and get a girlfriend and now I am suddenly desirable to this girl? If you let go of a man the first time, that is your fault. Perhaps some of you should get to know men better than just making harsh judgements. You never know what a man could become one day...

#2593 My roommate this year is a hardcore muslim. He says he thinks all homosexuals should be burned alive. I am homosexual and he doesn't know yet, not that it's any of his business. He already hates me because I'm atheist. I seriously want to get away from this intolerant biggot because I fear for my life sometimes.

#2592 Some of the girls (mostly black) at Clark on the second floor are so FUCKING LOUD. They have no respect for other people that are trying to sleep or study. If any of you read this SHUT THE FUCK UP, no one wants to hear you screaming and being so dramatic. It's the week before finals have some god damn respect.

#2591 I feel better about myself when I don't eat. The pain from being hungry is worth feeling like I'm pretty. But yet I still think I'm fat. I make people believe I'm some health nut and that's how I've lost so much weight, but It's just an act.