#2710 My boyfriend ate me out on my period...he kept on quoting Twilight throughout the whole thing.

#2709 A few years back I was in a relationship with this guy we were pretty serious I can truly say he was my first love. I gave him everything. We were even expecting a baby but I miscarried. In the end we ended up going separate ways we didn't end up very well. I heard he got married recently, it broke my heart. And now that I transferred here I found out he is a professor. I realized this while I was registering for my Spring semester I almost ended up taking him but I switched the course. I really hope I don't run into him that would bring back so many memories.

#2708 I'm a freshman here and have ony been in one short relationship before and honestly, as shallow as it may sound, all i really want is to just have some raw, aggresive sex, no strings attached. I'm incredibly shy and anxious around boys so most people want to be sweet and kind to me which is nice, but that's not what i need. Also, given my uh taste in dark, gothic apparel, i didn't quite attract the hunky quarterbacks back in highschool. I don't need to be tied down to Mr. Right, i just want to let loose and enjoy the "pleasures" that college has to offer until i find what i'm looking for.

#2707 I've spent the last few days of this icy weather cooped up in a dorm room with approx 5 other guys and a girl. We did nothing but chill, play videogames, talk shit, and have fun. It makes me realize just how lucky I am to know the people that I know and have the friends that I do. To all of you dudes (and dudette), I love you.

No homo.

#2706 Ok so do we all agree that the word chivalry just translates into "special treatment for bitches"? That's basically what it is in its simplest form.

#2705 I hope the 30 seconds of sex with your skanky RA was a good because I definitely don't want to touch you again after that. Hah gross.

#2704 The 98' Godzilla movie would have been fine as a monster movie, the only real problem is that it was called Godzilla. On a related note, MOTHERFUCKING GODZILLA 2014! MONSTER VS. MONSTER! GET HYPE, SON!

#2703 I'm crushing massively on our Student Body President! Can I get a number? And can you tweet me back? :)