#6315 Christmas, Valentine's Day, her birthday. 3 years. I always try getting her something cute, something special. I listen carefully and make note of things that make her happy and that she wants throughout the year. But no matter how much I try, I always fail to make her extremely happy. She seems to be so much more excited by the other gifts she gets from other people. I'll admit, one time I struck gold and got her a huge fucking bear and she squealed but that's it. This year I said fuck it and gave her $50 in cash. Whatever. I'm so sick of this shit. Buy what you want. Christ, woman.

#6307 I wish I could find a hottie that isn't carrying extra baggage. (children) I feel like all the hotties always get preggers by some D-bag that ends up leaving them. I'm over here like, I would want you but this flight does not permit extra baggage.

#6306 I'm a black guy with a 3.5 inch penis. I'm probably like the bottom .01% of black guys.

#6314 You want a real confession? Knickers stung Mai-Yei Ness. Read it again, now decode it.

#6313 *Gasp* SANTA CAME!!!! *looks closer* All over the presents... What the fuck, Santa?

#6312 ANYBODY GOT A SHOVEL I NEED ONE NOW...ASAP GOD DAMN IT!!! HELLOMOTHER FUCKERS POST THIS SHIT

#6311 HA-HA I got my tokens for my man, he wants my sex now on he will have to earnit! I wont give him my pussy till he earns

200 tokens he earns these tokens by chores and being nice,like a compliment will get him 2-3 depending how "sweet" it is, washving dishes will get him 6, so tired of giving him my booty and coo-coo and he aint doin shit for me get you some got damn tokens another way to earn tokens i like when we do have sex if he makes me come 1 time it is 25 tokens with his dickmaybe 30-40 or by tongue 15-20 tokens, rubs my feet hell no 1 token bitch, I'm bout to slap him in his god damn face he looks at another gilrs booty, oooh face on you bastard!FACE!!!Got you

#6305 So I met this girl on a dating site. we been texting and talked on the phone a couple of times even! She was NOT what her pic showed. She was more like a guy and admitted she had top breast surgery done but not her "bottom" done I cant even find nyone decent on craigslist :( I'm sad